People are still annoying me with their obvious and unoriginal comments and unhelpful nuggets of advice about pregnancy. I have now just resorted to ignoring most people or giving them unexpected responses. It can go something like this:
Them: Sooooooooo, how’s it going?
Me (with no expression on my face): Weird.
Them (surprised): Weird?
Me: Yeah, weird.
Them: Oh.
Me: The whole growing a human inside you and your tummy getting bigger by the day, it’s well, really weird.
The lift door opens and they scurry off.
So far I have found people quick to offer you unwanted opinions and slow to offer you a seat on public transport.
People happily ignore you standing by the train doors though, don’t want to share their opinion then, do they? I see you. I used to be you, pretending not to have seen me. It’s okay, if I get that desperate I’ll come and politely ask you for your seat but otherwise I’m good to stand for a bit. I’m pregnant, not a super-bitch, well at least not yet.
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